Showing posts with label 5-point. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 5-point. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Omega Man!



As alert readers of the Twitter Update feed on the right will have noticed, Netflix streaming let me accidentally watch Omega Man the other night.

(Sidebar: Netflix streaming makes having a newborn possible. Up at 3am for another feeding? Why not just order up Omega Man and chillax?)

Somehow, I'd managed to never actually see this all the way through. The first 30 minutes is excellent, and then it starts a steady downhill slide straight into one of the least subtle alegories of an ending I've seen since Neo went from being a Jesus-eque character to actually BEING Jesus.

Final Score: 2 points, but an honorable mention for this:



Seriously, any movie that can provide THAT image is a winner. (Why yes, those are ruffles, and yes that IS velvet!)

I also bring this up so I can link to Mick LaSalle's Appreciation of Charlton Heston. This was in the SF Chronicle after Chuck died a while back, and it's not an obituary so much as just that - an appreciation. I'm sort of an accidental Chuck fan, and I keep trying to paraphrase this when people ask me why. Omega Man finally gave me an excuse to dig the link out of the web and post it here.

(And, for the record, if you haven't seen it, go rent Touch of Evil. Trust me.)

Monday, August 11, 2008

Made available here for Reference

The Five Point Movie Scoring System is an infallible system developed over years of painstaking research. The System boils the total value of a Movie down to a totally accurate score between Zero and Five, the higher the better.

A Single Point is scored for the presence of each of the following:

1) Robots (also valid: Cyborgs or Replicants.)
2) Explosions (Any kind)
3) Ninjas
4) Nudity
5) Space Ships (or any other sufficiently advance mode of travel)

The Value of this system can be observed by the following ratings:

Star Wars: 4 points
Starship Troopers: 4 points
MORTAL COMBAT! 3 points (added by Heidi)
Raiders of the Lost Ark: 1 Point
Blade Runner: 1 Point
Citizen Kane: 0 points


No one has ever found a 5-Point movie. This is believed to be an entirely mythical concept.