I refuse to believe that this is a real thing.

The world doesn't work this way. If this was real it would be TOO SPECIAL.

The hotel vending machine could not be more ready to party.

MORNING. THUNDER.

Chico: where they install bottle openers INSIDE THE BATHROOM

It's midnight! Time to eat a burrito the size of my head!

Note: Yes, I ate the whole thing.

Heidi says: It was AMAZINGLY huge. I was impressed :)

Back at the scene of the crime

Happy Anniversary, Us.

Fact: Breakfast is delicious.

Remember, if it's the first meal of the day, it's still breakfast - even at 1pm.

Potstickers, check!

For the night before our one year anniversary, we figured we'd eat dinner at the place we had the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding.

(Spoiler Alert: This is also just about our favorite restaurant in Chico; House of Bamboo, which doesn't seem to have a website. It's this amazing "asian fusion" restaurant, and it's always empty whenever we go. If you're in the north-state, and want the best pot-stickers this side of the Three Gorges Dam, stop in and give House of Bamboo a try.)

Heidi has only one speed in Hotel Rooms

Why yes, Heidi did pack both a tablecloth and a vase for the hotel room.

This was not a responsible trip to the store