Your halloween Tale of Terror (recycled from an email thread)

A Liger at a zoo attacked on of it's handlers.

Best line from the news report: "Investigators said they're not sure what provoked the attack."

I'm thinking it was the Liger's grand finale to an afternoon of screaming "WHAT?  AM?  I?"

On the other hand, Ligers *are* bred for their magical prowess, so this attack could have been far worse.